Only DWARVES DIG Proper HOLES

Dig Deep. Drink Beer. Unearth Dwarven Secrets.

Game Overview

You're a dwarf. You dig holes. That's your job.

In Only DWARVES DIG Proper HOLES, hold onto your beard and grab your shovel—there's plenty of ground beneath your feet and mysteries waiting to be discovered.

What's down there? Maybe treasure. Maybe doom. Probably both. Legend speaks of a mighty dwarf buried deep underground with his legendary pickaxe. Your companions found the tomb's location, but getting there is your task.

Forget the usual heroic quests. There's no world-saving, no epic battles—just you, the earth, and the creeping suspicion that things are getting... weird.

Quick Facts

  • Platform: VR (Quest 2, Quest 3, Bigscreen, others)
  • Genre: Adventure, Simulation, VR
  • Players: Single-player
  • Game Length: 3-5 hours
  • Price: $4.99 (20% launch discount)
  • Motion Sickness: Moderate level

Key Features

🔨 Immersive VR Digging

Dig through immersive VR terrain, discover hidden caves, and manually climb your way back up.

🍺 Beer-Powered Energy

Drink beers to regain energy and keep digging deeper into the unknown.

📜 Story-Driven Discovery

Find story-driven items by following mysterious noises echoing through the depths.

⚒️ Tool Upgrades

Upgrade your tools, including a grappling hook to climb faster, torches to light the way and more.

🎥 Stream-Friendly

Camera smoothing for 2D recorded view, perfect for streaming and speedrunners.

🏔️ Deep Exploration

Rich underground terrain with hidden caves and mysterious depths to explore on your quest.

Press Information

Game Details

  • Title: Only DWARVES DIG Proper HOLES
  • Developer: Unwise Studio
  • Release Date: [Coming Soon]
  • Platforms: VR (Quest 2, Quest 3, Bigscreen, others)
  • Price: $4.99 USD
  • Launch Discount: 20% off

Key Selling Points

  • Unique VR digging mechanics
  • Humorous dwarven theme
  • Story-driven exploration
  • Perfect for streaming content
  • Affordable pricing at $4.99
  • 3-5 hours of engaging gameplay

Technical Features

  • Immersive VR terrain interaction
  • Manual climbing mechanics
  • Grappling hook system
  • Dynamic lighting system
  • Camera smoothing for recording
  • Multi-headset compatibility

Fact Sheet

What is it?

A VR adventure game where players take on the role of a dwarf digging through endless terrain to find a legendary pickaxe, drinking beer for energy and discovering mysterious secrets along the way.

Target Audience

VR enthusiasts, indie game fans, streamers, and players looking for unique, humorous gaming experiences.

What makes it special?

Combines immersive VR digging mechanics with a humorous dwarven narrative, offering a relaxing yet engaging experience that's perfect for content creation.

Accessibility

Moderate motion sickness level due to walking, climbing, falling, and grappling mechanics. Camera smoothing included for recording.

Contact & Press Inquiries

📧 Press Contact

For all press inquiries, interviews, and review requests:

onlydwarvesdigproperholes@chillinturtles.com

Developer

Studio: Unwise Studio

Collaboration: Chillin'Turtles for marketing, MLC Studio for Steam art

Location: Belgium

Founded: 2025

Community

Discord: Join our Discord

YouTube: Watch Trailer

Complete Press Kit

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